Peter ended up with a PG-13 rating on his blog for saying gay and corpse-- first, since when are either of those PG-13 words?
But nonetheless, what if we were quoting the Flintstones, "We'll have a gay ol' time!" or Deck the Halls, "Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la..."
Or what if I wrote, today I visited the corpse flower and its scent strangled me.
Or I read Dick and Jane while listening to the Killers. Or what else could I saw that might sound so good? How about tonight I was going to fo to the Vagina Monologues or the Forty Year old Virgin but decided I better get my yearly breast examination at the doctor.
I've reached a dead end. Let's see if I'm not an R rating