"kidnapped by Tess Gallagher" -- geez, I hope that's the name of a poem and this isn't a news item I missed.
"stinker the poodle" - people looking for the Dan Savage essay he read at the Paramount on This American Life, which was hilarious and ultimately "Stinker" wandered on stage. No, I don't have the full text.
"metaphoric stillbirth" -- no idea.
"what will people think of me?" of course, this was Google UK
"roar bongs" -- nice. have I even used the term "bong" on this site or "roar?"
"couplet firefighters" - again, I hope they are looking for a poem.
"poets like Linda Bierds" - Ah, two meanings here-- Poets like LB (poetry fans) or poets who are actually like LB (wannabes maybe?)